http://www.pitdroidstop.spruz.com en Thu, 4 Jun 2009 00:16:19 GMThttp://www.pitdroidstop.spruz.comA Failed Sales Pitch:

Collectible Pit Droid!

Hey, people.  You've seen those little pit droids during podraces; well, now's your chance to get one without having to bring an actual race-hardened one home!  Introducing the new Collectible Pit Droid, complete with berkserker features!  What's so great about this product, you say; it's simple, really.  Press the button, and the droid goes into "Berserk Mode", which means that it goes around knocking things over.  That expensive vase that you bought for several thousand credits at that fancy auction?  Destroyed in seconds!  Your holo receiver smashed in less than five seconds!  In "Berserk Mode", the pit droid replica goes around and attacks all kinds of things, making you chase after it in a vain attempt to turn it off! You certainly get exercise while doing it!  What can't you like about a mini droid that destroys your stuff?  You no longer need to trash stuff! Let the mini pit droid break it for you!  "Berserk Mode" is the newest programming on the droids; also available on each replica are solitaire and a Jar-Jar Binks voice imitator built into the nose portion!  You'll love this destructo-droid; makes a great gift for the kids because it fills the bill when they just want to destroy your stuff!  Just turn the droid on and let it go!  It's simple!  The last amazing feature on the droid is that it is 100% programmable!  Program it to do anything, and it will automatically do whatever IT wants to do!  Amazing!

Special Offer!

Call in the next 30 minutes, and we'll send you the "Destructo Kit", which is a pack of replica upgrades that gives it more distruction power!  And, if you call within the next ten minutes, your shipping is free (gas is extra, though).  So, what are you waiting for?  Complete home destruction and mass neighborhood mayhem is just a call away!  Call now!

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